FROM THE GALACTIC HELP DESK
(Please hold. Your planet is important to us.)
Thank you for contacting the Galactic Help Desk.
Due to higher than normal volumes of planetary awakenings, confusion,
frustration, and quiet dread, your wait time is approximately
three incarnations.
Please remain on the line. This message may repeat itself several times,
just like history.
Please listen carefully, as your reality may have changed since you last
checked.
• Press 1 if your reality feels unstable.
• Press 2 if timelines appear to be overlapping.
• Press 3 if you suspect everyone else might be a clone.
• Press 4 if nothing is wrong exactly, but nothing feels right either.
• Press 5 if you were told things would get easier by now.
• Press 6 if you are strangely calm one minute and deeply annoyed the
next.
• Press 7 if you are tired and would simply like to go home.
Please note, pressing multiple buttons will not speed up ascension.
Important Information
What you are experiencing is
not a collapse. It is a recalibration.
No, this is not the end of the world. It only feels like it.
Yes, this has happened before.
No, you do not remember it.
Earth users continue to request timelines.Earth users continue to be
disappointed by them.
Control remains a popular strategy, despite its limited success.
Fear-based thinking is still widely used, but is gradually losing
effectiveness.
You are not broken. The system is not failing. Nothing has gone wrong.
Reported issues
Many Earth users are reporting concern about elections, viruses, money
systems, technology, media narratives, artificial intelligence, climate
anxiety, and other humans.
These are currently listed as:
• Expected side effects of consciousness expansion
• Symptoms may include certainty, urgency, and arguing with strangers
• Please refrain from attacking other users, they are also operating
with incomplete information
• Waiting for a big event while missing small, meaningful changes
• Preparing for dramatic outcomes that never quite arrive
• Expecting awakening and feeling uplifted
• Wondering if you are doing it wrong.
If you feel unusually tired, uninterested in pushing forward, or
resistant to the old pace of life, this is not a failure. Your system is
updating.
We are receiving a high number of messages asking when help will arrive,
wishing it to be in a dramatic and unmistakable form. Please be advised,
assistance has already been delivered. It arrived internally and
disguised as discomfort, honesty and personal responsibility.
No large announcements are scheduled at this time.
If you feel confused, overwhelmed, quietly amused, or oddly peaceful for
no clear reason, your call has been successfully logged.
Thank you for contacting the Galactic Help Desk.
Please stay present. And breathe.
Ticket Update
Ticket:
EARTH 3D
REBOOT
Status: In progress
Estimated Completion:
Soon, relative to eternity
Issue Reported:
Confusion, division, emotional overload, strong opinions, sudden
awakenings, unexpected exhaustion.
Resolution:
Temporary.
Explanation:
Growth phase.